broodmother

That one bitch that looks after all the people, even if they ain't hers. Will smack upside the head when needed, but also will nurture when required.

Do not upset the broodmother, she is not bound by your own mothers rules, and will implement force.

"I'm the broodmother of our friends group."
"Wow, stop being such a broodmother!"

by IvyShadow February 12, 2017

Brood mother harpy

A very peculiar creature with a large body and relatively small wings. Brood mother harpies love to reside in libraries, and often read books. They rarely leave their terriotory, often lingering on the same furniture for hours. During winters, they are commonly seen wearing their crown of motherhood. These creatures are so full of eggs that they cannot fly, and also eat large amounts of food. Very aggressive, it is not advised to initiate a conversation with one, let alone encroach on its territory. Reports have shown that they capture certain animals, such as hogs to tend to the nest. The hogs usually pick out and eat the runts of the brood. For millenia, the harpy has been the sign of strong will, as there is no reported victory in arguing, since the harpy never admits its stupidity. Brood mothers are also known to make allies with enemies of the cyborgs, including their strangely close ties with potatoes, toads, hogs, and albino cannibals. They loathe bagels, raisins, cyborgs, and most other creatures. Cyborgs are especially hated since they find killing the crying chicks and breaking their skulls exceptionallly fun.

I found a Brood mother harpy, and I instantly knew that I should run away. Not only did she have the crown, but a hog was on patrol, guarding the nest.

by Flying Sauccer December 18, 2009

Bromother

A close friend like a brother from a different mother

A: Hey, meet Chas. He is my bromother-brother from different mother!
B: Hey, Chas

by worthy1097 June 3, 2022

Breadmother

If you didn't have a mother, and wanted one, you might bake one out of bread dough, to ease your loneliness.

My Mom died giving birth to me. Good thing I taught myself how to make a breadmother.--From the campaign.

by Lon Lee Baker September 11, 2010

step brooother

Annoying and tall grows at an alarming rate. Step brooothers do not understand English and have trouble in school. They can snowboard but they suck at it no matter how hard they are pushed they just SUCK. They are so tall they hit there head in door ways by the time they are 14 years old but once they are 19 they start shrinking until they are sooooooo smol they die around 25 years old

THE END OR STEP BROOOOTHERS LIFE

Step brooother died.

by Hhsjsnsne May 14, 2021