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Josh Broadley

A fool whose jokes were more short-lived than the Scottish independence.

hannah broadley

Hannah Broadley is extremely hot and beautiful and talented. All the boys want her and all the girls want to be her. People grovel at her feet.
‘I wish I was more like Hannah Broadley’ - Izzy
‘Hannah Broadley is beautiful’ Steph
hannah broadley by Bobbyb_1283 November 22, 2021

alisha broadley 

Alisha Broadley is most likely very hot and is one of the best people ever. They are also shit at putting contact lenses in, via the reason why they rarely wear them.
Alisha Broadley is so fucking hot, I love them. -Issac
alisha broadley by Vexx_ May 11, 2022

Aaron Bradley 

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.
Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.
Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights
Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

Bradley Griffin-Salt 

A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
<subject1> Oh look, there's Bradley Griffin-Salt!
<subject2> All Hail!