The greatest kingdom in the world..... America is an awsome country aswel, we both have the best health-care, films, T.V,technology and military, but us Brits created the US, along with Ireland ....... they have our language, and culture, and are now the largest super power and the envy of the rest of the world, then the UK ... unfortunately the UK is overun with pakistanis, and we all know what them people get up to with their friendly muslim neighbours afghanistan, 7/7, 9/11...
We have acomplished so much, from a relatively small country.
Also, Britain wasnt saved by the Americans in WW2, your air force was only good with the introduction of the british rolls royce engine and technology, and also our scientists etc fleeing to america during ww2! in replayment, the US gave us some weapons ... UK & US rule!
by john-beproud October 20, 2006
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A country that blames, hates, and always compares to, America, for any reason they can come up with.
Charlie: Have you searched Britain into Urban Dictionary lately?

Derek: Yeah, every definition says that America sucks and the british are more powerfull.
by him321123 May 04, 2009
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A country with beautiful scenery, from the vast open moors, the dramatic mountains of the lake district, Wales and Scotland, the wonderful coastline dotted with hundreds of islands, the many accents and dialects and 3 languages.

There is also more than one city in Britain other than London, and many more cities, towns and villages that are spread right across the country.

We are also not all posh, some of us are common as shit.
American 1: Where are we going to go on vacation?

American 2: let's go to Britain

American 1: Do you mean London?

American 2: Where else? It's the only place I've heard of in Britain so it must be the only place there!

American 1: According to Google maps there's a place called York, its a long way out of London.

American 2: Probably just filled with Hobbits.
by Moo_Beast June 25, 2011
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A country containing only the sexiest men and women in the world. Also contains the smartest and the best dressed.
Although, the country known as America, being branched off from Britain also contains some very sexy, smart and well dressed people but they just can't compete with the awesomeness of Britain.
"hey, you know that Britain? That's a cool country, that is."
by Greendawgg November 05, 2009
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The worlds biggest hotel. Was once probably a nice place to live but has gone downhill since the government decided that we owe all immigrants (especially muslims) a house, a car, and an income, all paid for of course by the native inhabitants of the country. oh and if you say a single bad word about them or their beliefs they have the right to cause riots while you are locked up.
Despite the fact that most immigrants hate us and are clearly taking advantage of our spineless government, most people of britain will not say a bad word about them because they feel we somehow owe all immigrants something..
by multi-cultural my arse February 04, 2009
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Evil bastards who stole Ireland then gave half back.
Irish Farmer: WTF is this???
British KnobJockey: It's half of Ireland
Irish Farmer: WTF am I suppose to do with half of Ireland??
British KnobJockey: I don't know, why don't you make a nice little republic for yourself
Irish Farmer: Nooo! Oi waant me fookin island back ya dorty brit! All of it!
by Rian August 15, 2005
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uncontrollable immigration and crap eurovision entrys and low lives in council estates
britain is full of political correctness, soaps like eastenders and correnation street and has shit weather
by charlottepickle April 11, 2008
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