To be performed during oral sex.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
At the point of climax, the male being given fellatio removes his penis and ejaculates onto the upper lip of his partner, giving her a thick jizz mustache; much like that of Wilford Brimley.
Last night while receiving head from the hooker I solicited, I pulled out and gave that Ho a Wilford Brimley. Ironically enough she has Diabeetus.
by Big SHug November 8, 2007
by ulovetoast December 5, 2011
A sexual act where after ejaculating on your partner's face, you grab a handful of dry oats and throw them onto your partner's face - then yell, "Take THAT diabeetus!" Try to get as much of the oats to stick to their man-juice covered face as possible.
See definition of The Wilford Brimley.
by Silly illy willy billy July 13, 2011
Wilford Brimley
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.
When 2 or more men consume as much sugar as possible then jerk each other off onto a s’more as they stare into each other eyes while saying “diabetes”. Whoever cums first has to eat the s’more.
After a long day in the woods Jason and Bill sat by the campfire eating s’mores. As they each reached for the last piece of chocolate they looked into each other’s eyes and said, “I’ll Wilford Brimley you for it.”
by Jewry Words July 13, 2022
A very full and hard penile erection - derived from the scene in the movie "Cocoon" where Wilford Brimley's character in describing his boner to Don Ameche (after swimming in the "magic" pool) says, "A cat couldn't scratch it"
"I swear to God, when Tina walked out in her yoga pants and sports bra, my business went Full Brimley"
by StudioRat April 29, 2021
by FrankM April 16, 2018
by Eric July 31, 2003