Brick rape 

The insertion of a large clay brick into the rectum of a man. If entered into a woman, it is known as flashlight. That's cool. It bleeds sometimes, watch out. She squeals in pain, and we say "Oopsies!"

Guy 1- "Dude, I just totatlly brick raped that guy!"
Guy 2- "Dude, that's awesome! I just flashlighted Mary Margaret!"
Guy 1- "High five!"
*They high-five*
Guy 1- "All right!"
Guy 2- (while clapping) "Hehehehehehe!"

Brick rape by Johnson Mcsquiggle August 29, 2005

shit a brick and rape you with it 

To be extremely surprised and displeased about something, normally something that effects you personaly, then the act of justice opon whomever did it.

"Dude when he finds out you backed into his car, he's gunna shit a brick and rape you with it"

shit a brick and rape you with it by Zach "Tay Tay" April 20, 2007

Rape Brick 

Smashing a chick in the head with a brick so you can rape her unconscious body.

"Jim, the baker, couldn't get laid so he had to resort to Rape Brick to get some ass."

Rape Brick by Supa' Dub T October 17, 2008

rape me with a brick 

1.Expletive used when something goes wrong and turns out to be rather unpleasant or simply after unfortunate event(s). see "fuck a duck" or "shit the bed" 2.Expletive used when something incredibly surpising happens. See "holy shit" or "no way"

1.
-Alek learns Conor intends to share a sleeping bag with him during a large campout. Alek says, "Well, rape me with a brick."
-Danielle disovers her house has been egged/t.p.ed for the sixth time that month and for the second time that weekend. "RAPE ME WITH A BRICK!" she exclaims.
2.
-A lazy employee at a pizza place stares in amazement at an employee that can run the make table by themself and does so without bitching. "Rape me with a brick," the lazy employee says.

rape me with a brick by Pimp Masta' C Fly Beautiful July 5, 2006

Brickrope 

The strongest combination that can never be made…A cold cut coconut…Bright Refracting Incandescent Colours Kill Radiant Optical Pollution Everywhere!!!!!!!!

Got in a fi fight the other day hit em with a brickrope

Brickrope by Pawnthedove April 28, 2024