Brew Poo

Diarrhea the morning after drinking a lot of beer.

Oh man, I got brew poo from the party last night.

by Andree 3000 August 1, 2006

Poo brew

Noun (poooo broooo)

Poo brews are farts that occur when a turd has formed in the butt-chamber, and is waiting for departure. The gas from your body has to pass through this turd which acts like a filter made out of shit. Thus causing the fart to smell extremely bad

Sorry dude. That's farts gonna smell really bad. I've got a total poo brew right now

by Coolcandy August 28, 2014

poo brew

When you can feel that you are going to have to poop later on in the day, and you can just feel it brewing up in your gut.

Sara could feel a poo brew coming on after she ate her nachos bell grande from Taco Bell.

by MelDogg August 6, 2008

brew n poo

drinkin a brew while takin a poo!

Dude 1: I really wanna get drunk but I have to take a fat shit...
Dude 2: Brew n poo!

by Professor Brew N Poo November 11, 2006

Cold Brew Panic Poop

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.

I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.

by Poopmoney6969 May 17, 2021

brewpoo

v. To take a poop while drinking a brew, usually taking one's sweet time to ensure the best defecating experience possible.

n. The act of taking a brewpoo.

I took a 15 minute brewpoo, it was fucking awesome.

by vonB September 12, 2010