Brendan is a friendly, caring, respectful, unselfish man with self confidence in himself. Brandon’s are VERY talkative, Brendan’s love to have very long one sided conversations often reminiscing of past memories and adventures, it is rumoured, that these stories take sooo long to tell, that they take 5X longer to hear out compared to what the actual story played out in real time as it happened. Brendan’s favourite subject is medieval history, Brendan’s are like a walking encyclopaedia on world history and battles between countries and kingdoms all over the world. Brendan’s are EXTREMELY knowledgeable on all topics they are passionate about. Brendan’s will talk for 4-6 Hours straight about Russians history, Mongolian history or Vikings, just to name a few. Be warned! Certain words such as Aeroplanes, swords/knives or anything relating to sexual intercourse will result in another 3 hr, one way, verbal ear bashing that wont end until he naturally comes back out of he’s talking trance, there’s no cure! Ignoring don’t work, playing on your phone doesn’t work, even walking away doesn’t work! Brendan’s will even unknowingly follow you to the toilet while still talking when stuck in this trance!
SARAH...My grandfather loves to always yarn with anyone and everyone and he Knows so much about EVERYTHING and always talks about the old days, it’s like he knows about every historical event that’s ever happened since the day of Earth was created! maybe he is GOD!! EMMA...No he’s just a typical BRENDAN!
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An anime character. "The Jolly Ginger". "GingerBreadman". Has his own bankai. A high schooler with his own anime.
Yo, you see Brendan fight that *insert generic anime villain*! It was sick!
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Quiet, studious guy. He is quiet ambiverted and is a little to no-talk type of guy. Yes, of course he is loud and unserious with his friends, but Brendan is the type of guy who is VERY extroverted once hyped up. He will sing, yell, and maybe even talk to a lot more people than usual. Other than that, his brown-ish black-ish hair is always fluffy and washed well.
"He's so quiet around me, but so loud around you!"
"Oh, Brendan?"
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A straight guy who is a resemblance of God
and pulls all the women but in the end is a very nice guy and can cheer you up when needed
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A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
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