Brendan

a sick bastard who gets back together with teresa and then kisses meridith the same day . Washes his hand in sinks and longboards. has a really gay brother and a really cool cousin and his cousins friend ethan has a big d peice. You can usually find brendan circle jerking to asian porn.

i caught brendan jerking to asian porn again.

that sick fucker

by NOTJACOBDALICANDRO&ETHAN August 13, 2011

Brendan

A god kid who might go by the rapper name lil chick. He is a fucking lit piece of shit.

Brendan is the real lil chick

by CallumIsStalkingYou January 30, 2019

Brendan

Probably someone who will say his dick is a mile long, big and weird.

Brendan: My dick is like two of my hands on top of each other.
Me: bullshit.
Brendan: you don’t know what it looks like!!!

by Pussymaster96 June 9, 2018

Brendan

The coolest guy there is. He has awesome hair and is great at making jokes. Brendan prank calls a certain woman that called him a jackass all the time. He had an extreme foot fetish and loves sexy toes. The best toes for Brendan are the ones on fat women because they are juicy. He also loves sucking nail polish off toes. His nickname is Jebediah.

Randy:Ugghh, look at her camel toe!
Tyrone:yeah
Desquarius:eewww
Brendan :Did somebody say toes!?!?
Everybody:laughing their ass off, damn, I'm hungry. Simply slices anyone?

by XXX4446969Footlover6969444XXX July 22, 2019

Brendan

A dude that is seriously funny and a person who would set all their usernames as "AHH" and they have pet fishes and disguse themselves as a female so they could be a trap. Brendans are also a fan of pokemon and love roleplaying , they also love horror stories. He also is a big gamer, but overall he is the most nicest person you will meet, but he can be annoying as hell sometimes. He also is a furry and constantly uses "uwu, owo, pwp, and TwT."

Brendan: is online
Person 1: female or male?
Brendan: uh female :slight_smile: uwu
person 2: brendan you're not a fe-
Brendan: SHUT UP THEY DON'T KNOW AND THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

by YouLoose October 26, 2019

Brendan

a term used when you assume a guy is gay. often they are slow moving and talk with extreme spaces between all of their words. they can take several hours matching their shoes to their gauges, and lip rings in some cases. also, they pack around a girl who seems like a hoe, but is just an ugly man looking for attention.

girl: you're late.
brendan: sorry, i had to find some gauges to match this belt.

by hollywood:) May 22, 2009

Brendan

He is a diffrent little shit that has down syndrome and a little diffrent in a bad way. He is SUPA GAY and loves men. HE JUST LOVES THEM MEN.

YOur GAy, you must be a BRENDAN.

by notmyrealname duh December 2, 2018