Breckenridge, Michigan

a shitty place to live, where teachers fuck their students and people are two-faced.

I had sex with my gym teacher in Breckenridge, Michigan

by feathersofanarrow February 7, 2011

Breckenridge Hug

It is the sexual gratification one receives after being deceitful

James - I have house in Breckenridge
Rando - O rly? *slobs knob*
James - LOL, JK. Wipe ur face, Thanks for the Breckenridge Hug

by Master of the Slopes September 22, 2010

The Battle of Breckenridge

The Battle of Breckenridge took place October 17th 2019. Brecken Spaghetti was jealous of all of the other Breckens. She decided that she wanted to take over the capital of Breckens, located in Breckenridge Colorado. The battle was quite a short one. Brecken Spaghetti slayed all other Breckens in a matter of minutes, granting her the position of Ruler of all Breckens.

“Why are all the Breckens dead?”
“Because Brecken Spaghetti started a battle, The Battle of Breckenridge, and slayed them all to be the one and only Brecken”

by Amcj_411 October 17, 2019

Breckenridge Middle School

Hideous children who think they are grown. That school holds the biggest hoes that masturbate in them dirty ass bathrooms. It fucking smells like fish and shit all the time, and they have rats!! The teachers also fuck their students there. Also filled with dug addicts (who smells like black & mild), and crackheads. Their sports teams are straight ASS! Everyone’s nudes are leaked. Plus the guys are all wannabe thugs that have the smallest dicks ever!!

“Breckenridge middle school Holds students that came from a dirty ass gas station bathroom”

by My HIGH HOPES November 20, 2019