brass bra

(n.)Form-fitting bodice of cold metal, namely: brass. Offers support and protection of woman's bust. Usually used by witches or warrior princesses.

The blow was deflected by her brass bra.

It's colder than a witches titty in a brass bra out here!

by Mirthman March 5, 2009

colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra

Meaning it's freezing outside.

Damn it's cold out here!
Yeah, it's colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra!

by RichKid91 August 3, 2008

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

brass brazilians

Poker Term - Brass Brazilians:

The top hand - Another name for a full house, also known as 'the nuts. '

Metaphorical: the best there is

Bryan: „I can’t engage with marginal junk. Not now. What I need is the Brass Brazilians.“ (Billions S4E9)

by Axe December 30, 2021

Brass male

Brass male never fails, always sought after no braaaps just laughter, just here to have fun and make new words with banter.
Never a ranter.
Always in stylish drip and always got a full pip.

Bare ladies want him nuff men want her their just happy hanging out together.

Wow i really wish my husband was a Brass Male

by Baroness Brass April 28, 2021

oxidized brass instrument

When a male gets his anus tongued from behind while simultaneously having his meat yanked. The first oxidized brass instrument originated in Florence, Italy between Ms. Lisa and Mr. da Vinci. Historians believe the frown on Mona Lisa is a result of the oxidation from the direct contact of Leonardo da Vinci’s butthole with her lips. Also see Rusty Trombone

Susan took her son to the antique shop and gave him an oxidized brass instrument.

by TukeyComparison April 3, 2019

Brass Goblin

Someone who collects/steals your empty cases whilst your still shooting, with zero consideration of whether your going to collect them to reload yourself.

I was shooting my new 6.5CM only to turn around and catch this Brass Goblin with his tote catching my brass out of the air!

by Hunt Shoot Offroad September 17, 2020