Brantford is A city beside Hamilton in southern Ontario. It is known for its high crime rates, high poverty rate, and high drug use. The lack of policing, money, and it’s surplus of drugs that can be found on any street corner contribute to the majority of the violence in the city. Calling it blue collar would be an insult to blue collar towns. At the time of writing, it currently holds the top spots for homicides and fentanyl induced hospital visits in Canada. It’s also one of the few cities in the entire world that doesn’t have a safe neighbourhood as they have all been polluted by the products of the many ghettos and the many projects
The only good thing about Brantford is Wayne Gretzky and even he doesn’t live there!!
by LocalBrantfordTrash December 23, 2021
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Brantford is a poverty stricken White ghetto in Ontario where murders, fights, drug dealing and drinking are more common than putting milk in your cereal. Police don’t do their job due to the limited funds, corruption and flat out laziness. Lots of Tim Horton’s though
Brantford’s nicest areas are the projects
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A city in Ontario, which is Canada’s equivalent of Detroit. Everyone is poor, white, and have criminal records. The ones that don’t have a record just haven’t been caught yet - and they won’t because the police force is corrupt, lazy, and underfunded. You will see an equal amount of cigarette butts and bullet casings on the ground. There is no “nice” part of the city. Don’t bother owning anything here, it will get stolen. You could get away with murder here, and most people do. Want to live here? Go for it! It’s cheap unlike anywhere else, but you only get two living options: the projects or the ghetto. There’s a reason Gretzky left!
If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!
Person 1: Wow! Brantford really must like firework shows! I can hear them all day long!
Person 2: Right… fireworks
by Fightclub31 November 11, 2021
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A shit city in southern Ontario that borders Hamilton and Cambridge.

It is the only city in Canada that, at one point in the history of its existence, has held the number one spot in every single category of crime.

The locals are intolerant and violent to anyone who is not a heterosexual white person, and meth is more commonly found in people’s systems than milk is. Housing prices are lower than anywhere else and for good reason.

Windsor and Scarborough (Toronto) seem like Disney world compared to this dumpster fire of a city. I don’t know how people inhabit this region
I went to Brantford once and saw a shirtless man carrying a handgun, smoking a cigarette, and drinking alcohol out of a bag while walking his Pit bull with a chain. Everyone then proceeded to stare at me in my suit and my car that was still on four wheels because I was considered the unusual one
by WindsorLocal42424242255 November 15, 2021
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Brantford is best described as the 24/7 purge. You can do whatever you want there and you won’t get arrested, even if the cops see it. More people open carrying than in Texas and more people shooting each other than Compton. What an awful place, I’m not sure how people live there
in Brantford you can ask anyone for fentanyl and you’ll get hooked up
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One of the most complete and comprehensive documentaries of your every day lax bro

In the words of Branford :

"I like to Lax, and I like to party, I gotta lot of spoons, my favorite i call Fluffy. Scored two goals in practice one day in High school, best goals I've ever scored. I like to chill with my buddies and lax in the backyard. While Deciding my college process i was like D1, D3? and after a while I was like Hey, I gotta go D1, although It's at the club level. Lastly, I get lot's of chicks, but not because I lax, i happen to be very Affluent."

My Style :

-Lax Pinnie (when i'm not hookin' up with chicks)
-Nice Shorts
-Croakies
-Turf Dogs
-Mid Calf Socks
- And a sweet pair of shades.
Brantford Winstonworth " I dont know what it is, my family tends to move to hotbed Lacrosse areas. It;s amde me a magnetic force from the great Lacrosse gods.

Brantford Winstonworth " D1, D3 I dunno. But after awhile I was like, hey I gotta go D1, and I am....its at the club level...but Im D1."

Brantford Winstonworth " Bros....Anyone care to Lax???"

Brantford Winstonworth " I like to Lax...And I like to Party"
by MurderFlakes February 15, 2010
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want to be sluts who have nothing better to do with their lives then talk shit about other girls, and guys. They are super stuck up and think they're top shit, when most of them...are just easy..that's the only reason guys like them. They're ruthless bitches and want to fight every girl they see.. They think they're hard as fuck..but honestly nobody can stand them.. If you want sex, and you don't care how beat the girl you fuck is..come to Brantford. These girls fuck with no condoms. Like 90% of the teenage girls that walk around are pregnant, and the other 10% are dirty as fuck..stupid random sluts that is used to being fucked and chucked...they don't like to shower either.
Guy1: Brantford girls are such sluts, like you see that group of pregnant chicks over there?

Guy2: Yeah, I fucked all them...
by -preppstur- September 8, 2011
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