The worst city you’ll ever visit. It’s full of homophobes, racists, sexists, you name it. Not to mention it’s dangerous EVERYWHERE. If you’re out walking your dog, make sure you wear a bullet proof vest. Just a bunch of crime, violence, poverty, ghettos, drugs and assholes. Someone is always either looking to kill, fight, or rob you. I didn’t even realize it was possible to have this much crime in one area! The only good thing to come from this shit hole is Wayne Gretzky.
Brantford sucks.
by StoneCold95 July 1, 2021
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brantford is a shitty place in Ontario Canada that's around an hour away from Toronto. downtown is a place where the homeless people roam the streets smoking cigs and you cant walk down there without being afraid of getting jumped. there's a Tim hortons on almost every street and probably over 100 pot dealers in that city. everyone basically knows eachother and the Stanley street McDonald's is the basic hangout spot for teenagers. pretty much every girl in brantford lost their virginity in 8th or 9th grade and all the boys are hockey players who use girls for nudes and run around shouting ferda all day. you can barely trust anyone in brantford because word gets around so easily that everyone knows when two people break up. and the high schools are so bad, you'd be better off living in jail sometimes. but hey, we've got Wayne Gretzky center
person 1: me and my girlfriend broke up.
person 2: yeah, all of brantford has heard
by chinkenluver October 16, 2019
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A white trash city where as soon as you step foot inside the borders, you'll get offered heroine/alcohol/cigs, robbed by a homeless man with a pitbull, and then shot or stabbed multiple times. Everywhere is ghetto with houses falling apart cuz its so poor. minorities aren't safe here (sexuality, race, religion, etc.). cops are lazy and underfunded. murders happen all the time. Street thugs and gangsters commit crimes in broad daylight because they can. The number of projects is insanely high because that is all people can afford to live in. gotta keep it on you at all times!
The only reason you'd ever go to Brantford is to buy drugs or guns
by StreetzAlwayzTOR July 29, 2023
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A city in Ontario so dangerous you’d think it was an American ghetto. One of the few cities where you aren’t safe anywhere within its borders. Lots of murder, rape, gangs, assault, drugs, alcohol, robberies, theft and just general violent/property crimes to the highest of levels. Imagine if white trash rednecks moved to the ghetto that is the city in a nutshell. Blight and poverty is also extreme as seen by the many ghettos wherever you go. But they the heroine is cheap!
Brantford is a place that you don’t go to even if you need to.
by Thugfuhlyfe June 11, 2023
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I live in Toronto (regent park) and I’m no stranger to crime. My area is one of the worst parts of the city. But when I spent some time here visit my family, I could not believe how much crime went on for that week. They don’t even live in one of the worst parts of the city but all I could hear were sirens and gun shots. People were stealing in broad daylight and walking around on heroine like the walking dead. I couldn’t fathom how a city with 100000 people had so much SHIT going on. It made me miss regent park which has been said by no one ever! And boy with this place ghetto as fuck. I didn’t realize other parts of Canada had real ghettos, and again I was told that this wasn’t even close to the worst part of the town
Brantford makes Toronto look like paradise
by D-nell416 August 28, 2023
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Brantford is a fun city in Ontario that resides outside of the GTA. Murder, assault, theft, drug use, and tape are all activities that the locals love to do here! They especially take pride in their murder rate as they often get to compete with Thunder Bay for who claims the top spot in Canada each year as a friendly competition! The citizens here also love minorities as shown by their extremely high hate crime rate! Their women are also quite fun! If you’re lonely and in need of a friend, pay the ones standing on the corners to hop in your stolen car and hangout with you for an hour! Oh, I almost forgot, they city has fireworks displays every night, just listen and you’ll here it anywhere you are! I can never seem to find them when I look up though……
Are you white, violent, poor, uneducated, intolerant, and a redneck? Brantford is the city for you! Houses start at a rate of $5.79, a pack of cigarettes, and a bottle of booze!
by Monster truck1 December 12, 2021
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A city of 100,000 people that has the amount of crime that you’d only see in a city with 1,000,000 people. Most crimes go unreported, everyone is living in poverty, and it’s harder to find a non-smoker than a smoker. Drugs plague the entire city and that is a big reason as to why the violent crime is astronomical. During the day it’s extremely dangerous but at night it’s a totally different story.

I’ve never seen a city that only consists of housing projects and ghettos, until I moved to Brantford.
Have you ever been to Brantford?
No.
Good.
by Todd33333333 November 13, 2021
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