"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"
by Tittyspanker47 November 4, 2016
A boy that is so swole he has to re-sew the button on his Oxford collared shirt so his muscular neck will fit. He has many other muscular body parts too, such as his giant dick.
Did you see Brandon's bulging neck muscles? I bet he had to re-sew that button on his Oxford shirt so it would fit!
by babykd January 10, 2012
1. Quite possibly one of the most prestigious man to walk on the face of the earth.
2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.
3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.
5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.
6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.
7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
2. Has a smile that melts the hearts of women.
3. The Man of all Men...No one else is Man enough to equal up to Brandons Manliness.
4. Sought after by many, but actually had by very few...he is picky.
5. An absolute sensational creature with an all knowing power to galvanize with his soccer skills, but you would never know, Brandon's have a tendency to be quiet and unassuming.
6. Brandons don't need to brag...they don't need to.
7. A dazzling man with a steamy ability to sweep a girl off her feet.
Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"
by Burritos11 April 6, 2016
A loving and caring guy. He accepts anything the woman has to offer. He is an amazing boyfriend and can carry a long relationship. The sex life is great and so is he.
Hey look, it's Brandon!
by merrianwebsterdictionary November 18, 2013
Lacrosse player and drummer, has a huge dick and is amazing in bed, has dated strippers and eaten their hearts for breakfast, but is extremely nice at the same time. Athletic, tattooed, pierced, and sexy. Makes a great friend and boyfriend for any girl.
Person 1: Hey, I saw you got a new boyfriend...
Person 2: Yeah! His name is Brandon.
Person 1: OMG!!! Really he's really cute!
Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too.
Person 1: Do you have a picture of it?
Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat!!!!
Person 2: Yeah! His name is Brandon.
Person 1: OMG!!! Really he's really cute!
Person 2: I know, his dick is huge too.
Person 1: Do you have a picture of it?
Person 2: Da fuck? I'm not showing you Tinker-twat!!!!
by ohmycod September 6, 2011
He's just the cutest person ever. He has multiple different sides to him. He's really sweet and cool. He's not up tight and really friendly.
Brandon. He's so sweet
by hello person 123 August 31, 2019