Brady, Brady, BRADY! 

Brady is the sweetest person ever. He is HILARIOUS. He is also obedient and LOVES video games. He supports his friends and family. Obsessed with CATS and has chickens. Goes to church and loves God. He is very techy and is good with technology. He loves music and is in BAND. Go ahead, and meet a BRADY!

Landon: I NEED TO PLAY POKEMON WITH SOMEONE. I'll call Brady, Brady, BRADY!
Mommy 2: Ok, I guess he listens. Don't do anything stupid, LANDON

Brady, Brady, BRADY! by URSOLOVED April 28, 2022

Fucking Brady 

No matter the situation, the score or whatever time is left in the Football game, New England Patriots QB Tom Brady will pull out the victory.

Patriots were down by 40 when I turned the game off. They came back to win with 3 seconds left. Fucking Brady!!!

Fucking Brady by will bitten October 29, 2017

brady typing

A common form of typing, in which the typist presses each key individually. Instead of relying on the memorized position of keys, the typist must find each key by sight.

"The script took forever to write due to his incessant brady typing."

brady typing by alancnet June 24, 2014

brady typing

When you type each key on a keyboard one at a time in an unbearably slow manner aka hunt and peck typing Named for Brady Haran of the Hello Internet podcast.

“Wait a minute Grey I’ll just check Wikipedia for the exact number of fatalities from that tragic plane crash”

Several minutes later

“Wow Brady are you Brady typing! We’ll be here all year”

brady typing by cgpgreyneedstolightenup June 24, 2014

The Brady Petey Pat Band 

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.

Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?

The Brady Petey Pat Band by MBP2000 August 16, 2019

tom brady handshake 

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

tom brady handshake by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

The New Jan Brady 

When someone emerges into a newer, better, funkier, sexier, bolder, more confident and stylish version of themselves after an intentional transformative experience.

Holy hell! Who IS that??? They walk with such confidence, their hair swinging with the sexy funk of a grade A mod. It's The New Jan Brady!

The New Jan Brady by JingleDangle June 19, 2019