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Someone who works as a loader for UPS and is seen as nothing more than a used up piece of machinery.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a box monkey for UPS."
by Kittylace July 30, 2008
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A person who recieves any kind of STD from a monkey or other mammal and licks it once or twice a day while sitting in a box.
friend: did u see james franco at the grammys?

guy: yeah , he looked like he just finished doing a Box-Monkey .
by charles97012 March 05, 2011
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