A small hick town in Missouri where teenage girls drink in school and case around 30 year old guys to fuck and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussy oh and if your not a teachers kid you wont get expected for shit.
Today I got kicked out of bourbon high school because i got caught drinking vodka in the bathrooms.
Man its a nice day in Bourbon to drive my lifted truck and serach for some 7th grade pussy.
Man its a nice day in Bourbon to drive my lifted truck and serach for some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 24, 2018
When a limp, stubby, non-erect penis is inserted into the female partner's anus, using clotted cream as lubricant. The penis is swished around in a whisking motion until the penis becomes erect - resembling a Bourbon biscuit.
Boris was excited for later, as any English man would be when they're given the privilege to try out the Bourbon technique!
by bourbonmuncher February 9, 2015
Jonathan: "Why's your voice so deep?"
Ethan: "Sorry, I had a little to much bourbon last night."
Jonathan: "Yeah, bourbon does make your voice deep!"
Ethan: "Want some?"
Jonathan: "Nah, I don't want to sound old."
Ethan: "Fair enough, more for me!"
Ethan: "Sorry, I had a little to much bourbon last night."
Jonathan: "Yeah, bourbon does make your voice deep!"
Ethan: "Want some?"
Jonathan: "Nah, I don't want to sound old."
Ethan: "Fair enough, more for me!"
by Dictionary.comIsTrash June 20, 2018
"Would you like a bourbon?"
"Yes please"
"Yes please"
by mr. tubb fan April 21, 2005
The buiscuit.
But prononced 'BOOOOOUUUUURRRRRBOOOOOOON!'
Can be used in any situation.
Has songs going along with it.
Par example une - 'Bour to the bon to the bour bour bon'
Par example deux - 'Bon to the bour to the bon bon bour'
BOOOUUUURRRRBOOOOOOOON was actually invented in a tent on a hill by Bryony and Kerry.
But prononced 'BOOOOOUUUUURRRRRBOOOOOOON!'
Can be used in any situation.
Has songs going along with it.
Par example une - 'Bour to the bon to the bour bour bon'
Par example deux - 'Bon to the bour to the bon bon bour'
BOOOUUUURRRRBOOOOOOOON was actually invented in a tent on a hill by Bryony and Kerry.
See Eaw for an example.
Kerry - BOURBON!
Bryony - BOURBON I'm warning you!
Kerry - OH BOURBON YOURSELF.
Kerry - BOURBON!
Bryony - BOURBON I'm warning you!
Kerry - OH BOURBON YOURSELF.
by Bryony McEwan March 5, 2008
A small hick town in Missouri where the teenage girls drink in the school bathroom and case around 30 year old guys for some dick and then call "rape" and where the guys think if you dont own a tractor or drive a big truck you wont get any 7th grade pussgy oh and if your not a teacher or staffs kid you dont get picked for shit.
Today i got kicked out of Bourbon high sxhool for drinking vodka in the girls bathroom
Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
Man its a nice day in Bourbon, mo to get some 7th grade pussy.
by Goodoldguywithhumor July 24, 2018
Of, or pertaining to, an ailment specific to North American whiskey-drinkers. Transmitted by Monday afternoon apathy or Friday evening chicanery. Once infected, the victim becomes obsessed with the pursuit of getting shitty in the quickest possible manner without quite degrading himself to the use of bumboozle.
by Deek3241 October 5, 2006