1.Derogatory insult utilized at the end of a conversation or argument to convey your immense displeasure with an individual.
2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.
3. See Prvt. Pyle
2. Insult meant to finish a heated conversation or argument regarding one's possibly homophobic tendencies towards the male phallus.
3. See Prvt. Pyle
Guy1: "Why are you such an asshole? I really think you have issues!"
Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"
alternate:
Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"
Guy2: "Ya? Well you should go get yourself a bouquet of cock and chow down!"
alternate:
Guy: "Man! What the hell is up Mitch's ass today? He really needs to stick his face in a bouquet of cock and take a deep breath!!!!!"
by nvaguy3135 September 4, 2010
A man bouquet is a term often used by less a than virtuous female when referring to the fact she has a choice of men to sleep with and/or buy her tangible objects. Some members of the bouquet may be used for both sex and profit while others may find themselves used strictly for sex or alternatively strictly for profit.
1. My love life is great, I have a man bouquet to pick from.
2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!
2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!
by idoit4civilization July 7, 2012
James: Are you ready for your date?
Peter: Narr , still got a massive dick bouquet.
James: you better prune that bush boy
Peter: Narr , still got a massive dick bouquet.
James: you better prune that bush boy
by Zmead June 17, 2017
bouquet won during the bachelorette party, Designed for single women, the woman who catches the strip bouquet will supposedly meet a wonderful man in the near future.
by OMGLOLHmmmmmmmmm July 21, 2011
When a man grabs the underside of his nut sack and his penis in one hand like a bouquet of flowers and gives it to a woman. (Also known as a bouquet of flowers.)
Joe shoved a bouquet of roses in Jen's face. She was so excited by the gift that she gave Joe a rusty trombone.
by E-Diddy May 9, 2004
The unsightly, ultimate fax-paux of wearing jeans tucked into boots (even worse when they are rainbow-colored cowboy boots). They look ridiculous and make the ass enormous.
That girl needs to get a clue! As if her boots weren't enough of a fashion nightmare, she's got an ass bouquet, too! Someone needs to tell WT to unleash her jeans and let them out on top to breathe!
by motorboat #2 April 24, 2007
A bouquet one makes at home by gathering snippets of tree branches in bloom, wild vines,and blooming bushes in the beginning of spring.
Jordan and I went out this morning and picked an Indian bouquet to take to his teacher to welcome her back after the week long spring break.
by Liz McKinney March 14, 2007