Ass bouquet 

The unsightly, ultimate fax-paux of wearing jeans tucked into boots (even worse when they are rainbow-colored cowboy boots). They look ridiculous and make the ass enormous.

That girl needs to get a clue! As if her boots weren't enough of a fashion nightmare, she's got an ass bouquet, too! Someone needs to tell WT to unleash her jeans and let them out on top to breathe!

Ass bouquet by motorboat #2 December 26, 2008