When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.
Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"
Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***
Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***
Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
by drewniverse February 16, 2011
When you unexpectedly bring a girl you met somewhere other than a bar, to a bar, for the purpose of finding out if she is of age.
by Talbotron September 17, 2009
When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.
Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."
Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."
Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."
Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."
by Clintacus October 17, 2007
by BRANDIlevathansg June 22, 2020