Bounced Check

When a man ejaculates in a woman -- only to let the sperm drip out into her hand and flick it back in the mans face.

Man: "Unf! I'm going to explode! RAAHAHHHHAAAAHH!!!"

Woman: "Ok baby, but don't write checks your ass can't cash! You can have a bounced check!" ***FLICK***

Man: "WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"

by drewniverse March 3, 2011

bounce check

When you unexpectedly bring a girl you met somewhere other than a bar, to a bar, for the purpose of finding out if she is of age.

"I need to bounce check this girl. She's hot, but I think she might be only 19."

by Talbotron September 17, 2009

cute check bounce

When the amount of leeway you're willing to give someone based purely on their attractiveness runs out. Like a check that bounces because of insufficient funds, a 'cute check' is given by uninteresting but attractive people but soon bounces when you find there's nothing in the 'account' to draw interest from.

Cameron: "I don't know why you still put up with that Tony kid. His cute check bounced about 1 day after I met him and then I just couldn't stand to be around him."

Gyro: "Yeah I know, but he's just so darn cute."

Cameron: "Yeah well, whatever."

by Clintacus November 2, 2007

bounce like a check

A way of saying let's get out of here

Hey let's bounce like a check before shit gets real bad.!!!!

by BRANDIlevathansg June 22, 2020