Boston Red Sox 

only team in history to come back from 0-3 in the playoffs like pimps to beat the yankees.

The Boston Red Sox pimps ho's.

Boston Red Sox by Brian Jaz August 29, 2005

Boston Red Sox 

The new team bandwagoners love to cheer for.

I've never seen so many Boston Red Sox fans in South Philly.
OR
guy number 1: I've loved this team a long time, they are the greatest
guy number 2: Did you see what happened to them in 2003, or even worse in 85?
guy number 1: Nope. Did they have a team in 85...that's nice

Boston Red Sox by baseball guru April 12, 2006

Boston Red Sox 

The worst and most annoying team in the American League, they think they're tight because they beat the Yankees in '04 but hey, let's look at who has more rings, more pennants, more MVP's, more HOF's, more history, and a better payroll, plus, more well shaved!

Q: Why did The Boston Red Sox build seats over the Green Monster?
A: So Bucky Dent could find his home run balls.

Boston Red Sox by Tigersfan09 June 6, 2009

Boston Red Sox 

I told you's (did i tell you guys) look at my post i put in september

HAHA Yankee fans i guess that's another waste of over 200 million dollars

Boston Red Sox by some polak November 1, 2004

boston red sox 

one of the best baseball teams in the mlb no steroidsd no cheating hint.hint. (Alex Rodriguez)made up of awsome players with great hearts. did one of the best comebacks with the sucky azz yankees in august 2004. won the world sereis against the st.luis cardinals

did u see what the red sox did in game 7 against the yankees: it was crazy.

boston red sox by ivana May 13, 2005

boston red sox 

a shitty ass team with shitty ass players. they are also known for making up some BS curse just because they sucked so bad. also they think they are better than everyone even though they are horrible. also they got pwned by the tampa bay rays

aw man im on the boston red sox, they suck balls!!!

boston red sox by cam7 March 6, 2009

Boston Red Sox 

A baseball team that is always beat down by the Yankees.

Hell yeah the Boston Red Sox one a world series, now only 25 more to catch up with the yankees.

Boston Red Sox by Baraconda December 13, 2008