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Boston Baked Beans 

Little red candy coated peanut things that often come in a little red ceramic jar.
Oh boy, I just bought some Boston Baked Beans candies, man do I love these things!
Boston Baked Beans by boohiss June 4, 2004

boston baked beans 

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one
man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

Boston baked beans 

the sexual act of getting your partner gassie then stretching out there butthole then putting your balls in there rectum and having them fart them out.
dude that chick i did last night had taco bell for dinner so i made her give me some Boston baked beans.

Boston Baked Beans 

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out
Chris loves Boston Baked Beans

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS 

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
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