booty

Something a lot of women Think they have,
But really, they don't.

jessica (is twerking)
jacob: wow thats hot
john(his smart friend): Dude she has like 0% ass, No booty at all.

jacob: what
john(his smart friend): dude look closely if you grabbed that thing it'd just be skin & bones
jessica: am i hot jacob ~~~
jacob: . . .
janice (enters the room)
john(his smart friend): Now that fair maiden's got a real booty
janice (as she walks, her ass, as well as breasts, gently & subtly bounce up & down as she walks)
jacob: shit dude you're right
john(his smart friend): Yeah I'm like a sex guru even though I'm a virgin
jessica (still twerking her flat, non-existent ass... *trying to twerk)
jessica: JACOB AM I HOT OMFG LISTEN 2 ME
jacob (approaches janice)
jacob: Hey Janice, You look lovely today.
janice: Wow, thanks, I'm so glad a man actually respects me unlike those other assholes who just say bullshit like "hey fine thang" & "ur so sexy"
jacob (blesses john(his smart friend) for giving him advice on making friends & girlfriends with women)
jessica (trips & begins crying like a little bitch)
jacob (begins to ponder if john(his smart friend) is gay)

by Killossal September 9, 2016

Ryan booty

A big, juicy, curvaceous bubble booty paired with a small waist
It makes girls jealous, guys sexually confused and pants unable to fit right

It's called a Ryan booty because Ryan has a huge ass

by Sherryl H June 21, 2019

Booty Shark

A game where one person attempts to bite the butt of someone while walking up the stairs behind them. Usually the biter yells out "booty shark!" right before they attack.

He liked to play booty shark with his girlfriend before bed as they walked up the stairs.

by You'reGonnaNeedABiggerBooty August 9, 2016

half booty

Describing a certain amount of weed. The word deriving from hoods in Dayton, Ohio.

Bruh, hit yo weed man up. Tell em all I need is a half booty.

by 937Thot June 4, 2017

bong booty

A hearty meal that was recommended to Alex of the YouTube channel, "I Hate Everything" by user Gurk Face

Wow Alex, think you're smart?? haha bitch zoella is much better than you cuz she has 10 mil and you have 1 fucking baby boo with goo in your diaper

also eat a bong booty

by spaceinspace January 31, 2017

Booty Balance

The part of a relationship when a guy is trying to keep a balance between a girl being a booty call and her becoming his girlfriend.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks I just want her for sex.

My booty balance is all outta wack cuz she thinks she's my girl.

by Summerbees December 13, 2011

trump booty

A trump booty is a condition in which your booty gets wrinkled and grows orange hair.

Mrs. Boogie was afraid to go skinny dipping because she didn't want anyone to know that she has trump booty.

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017