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A piece of Bible fanfiction that people take way too seriously.
Maybe I can write my very own Book of Mormon and get a huge cult following too!
by Cool Guy10 May 31, 2009
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ridiculous book full of false religious dogma, written by the lifelong opiate smoker, and founder of the mormon church, joseph smith, who claims to have seen an angel who told him where these "plates" were buried so that he could dig them up and translate them from some unspeakable hebrew dialect into what would become the book of mormon...bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.

smith also claims to have gone into some forest and seen two personages of j.c. and god...but everyone with even a quarter of a brain knows that he really didn't...for there is no actual proof whatsoever; if he really did however see these "personages", he must've been on some serious hallucinogens that day.

if "mormon missionaries" come to your door peddling this ridiculous book...i would advise you to tell them to fuck off and get their asses to college and then slam the door right away. we can't let this ridiculous tripe fuck the world over more than it already is...the stupid ass mormons should be feeding the poor hungry little kids...when instead they are spending all the money so they can build those big ugly "temples" in more places where they don't belong.. it's just...not right.

tripe! tripe! tripe!
by did i shock you, bitcvh?! December 08, 2004
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"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"

"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."

"As if it's not already."
by thenewstateofamerica March 03, 2009
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The Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ. It is about 500 pages long and was written in biblical times on the American continents by the Nephites, Lamanites and Jaredites. It was translated by Joseph Smith, prophet, seer and revelator in the mid-1800s. It is read and studied by Latter-Day Saints (LDS) or Mormons. It is not in place of the bible, it just talks about Jesus on a different continent. It is, as I believe, is true and is one of the best things that you'll ever read.
The Book of Mormon is long, but rewarding.
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another testiment of jesus christ, written by joseph smith and studdied by latter day saints, or mormons. this book is not false doctarine, and mormons are not bad people or polygamists, if you are somehow under the impression that they are feel free to talk to one. before you critisize the book of mormon go ahead and read it, everything in it can be backed up by the bible, which i am pretty sure is the basis of most christian religions, which brings me to another subject. mormons ARE christians, why else would they call their church The Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter Days Saints, emphasis on the Jesus Christ part, jeez. quit the mormon bashing and give em' a chance.
person 1: what is the book of mormon?

person 2: another testament of Jesus Christ

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A wonderful book showing the true history of life on the American continent. It is another testament of Jesus Christ and is used to complement the teachings found in the Bible.
The Book of Mormon has helped me to better understand the Gospel.
by darth_ginger7 July 08, 2016
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A book of Holy Scripture and another Testament of Jesus Christ. A companion volume to the Holy Bible. Recounts the spiritual journey of God's people who went to the Americas. Contains the everlasting and full Gospel of Jesus Christ. Recounts Jesus Christ's visit to the Americas after His resurrection.

One of the canonical books of Scripture of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Contains a promise that all who study it and ask in prayer may know of its truth. The pure Word of God.
The Book of Mormon is the most correct of any book on earth, and we can get nearer to God by applying its precepts than by any other book.
by Jay April 19, 2005
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