Travis Bonner

Hairy Man like a sponge... great with the ladies... (so he says)

see: John Paul College Year book 2001, Travis Bonner

by Adz1983 March 11, 2010

Matt Bonner

The big, red-headed white dude who plays for the San Antonio Spurs. He is a local legend at the University of Florida.

"Who is that pale guy with red hair shooting all those bricks?"

"Oh, I think that's Matt Bonner."

by Big Freeze UF April 19, 2008

pat bonner

a euphemism for male masturbation (alt. of 'pat the boner')

Okay, man, g2g, i'm gonna pat the bonner some and then get some sleep.

by Jesus Hitler Christ April 30, 2004

Bonner Elementary

Bonner Elementary is a school in Texas.

Person1: Hey do you remember going to Bonner Elementary last year?

Person2: Oh, that school sucked.

by Peyton_McElroy_Official August 4, 2021

coke bonner

When you're on gear and have managed to secure a woman - you try getting an erection but can't get it up due to the coke in your system. The base is slightly hard but the rest of your penis is flaccid.

"I was so rushing last night I couldn't get it up. I had to thumb my coke bonner in her..."

by Huntycfc91 October 22, 2015

hudson bonner

The type of guy to smash then pass

That one ugly chick: hudson bonner just had sex with me then left .
That one uppity chick: why do I care your ugly

by Cuntnugget445 May 24, 2021

hudson bonner

The type of dude to eat and skeet

Did you see hudson bonner?

Ya he did the ol’ eat and skeet

by Taylor223 May 24, 2021