Bobeked

When you try to do something thinking is going to be cool and completely fail and you look like an idiot or are put in an awkward situation!

Guy goes to grab a girls hand to get her attention at the bar an accidentaly knocks her drink in her lap! She was Bobeked!!!!

Bobeked by Dirtyd75056 January 23, 2014

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Bobeked

When someone corrects you but the correction is about an insignificant detail in story or statement you were making and usually starts with the word "actually".

1: "That was like the longest sentence ever."

2: "Acutally, the first sentence from Charles Dickens "A Tale of Two Cities" has the longest sentence ever."

3: "Wow, i just got Bobeked and you're a douchebag"

Bobeked by Coleman123 June 16, 2012

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Bobeked • boeked

boeked

Blackout drunk beyond the point of no return, always involving crying and a confession of love.

Yo, max is fucking boeked right now.

boeked by Lacroixboi January 14, 2018

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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