Blue Shell

A cursed item in Mario Kart made by satan himself that targets you in first place, possibly ruining your race and friendships; Hell in the form of a Mario Kart item

"That Blue Shell was absolute bullshit!"
"If you use that fucking Blue Shell, I will beat the fuck out of you

Blue Shell by Cosmic. December 8, 2018

blue shell

From Mario Kart, a Nintendo game.

Whenever you get ahead and think you have it made, someone behind you shoots a blue shell at you and takes you out.

(Blue shells fly directly to the person in first place and pack the biggest punch in the game)

I was doing great at my new job then I was blue shelled. (fired)

blue shell by Toadster March 10, 2004

Blue Shell

When a guy and a girl are having sex and the girl thinks the guy is going to finish too early, she smacks him hard on the balls so that she can finish first.

Sam: I was so close to finishing last night with Diane but then she totally blue shelled me and now I'm walking funny.

Blue Shell by Pow! Right in the kisser! December 15, 2010

Blue Shell

V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.

V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME

1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!

2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.

Blue Shell by BKoy August 4, 2017

Blue shell

Your worst fucking nightmare created in the firey pits of hell its so horrifying that the creator of it fears it

It can end friendships in a matter of seconds

Me : IM GONNA WIN
friend: yeah you are *throws blue shell*
Me : N○●□○○♤□◇¿●♡♧●》☆*pain*

Blue shell by Universe the madlad December 29, 2020

blue shell

throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else

Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan

blue shell by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021

blue shell vagina 

A vagina so desirable that other vaginas flock to it, similar to the blue shell in Mario Kart attacking the enemy in first place.

Did you see her pussy? It’s perfect, a true blue shell vagina.

blue shell vagina by True_X_Blue August 10, 2023