After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.
"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."
well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.
dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"