Blessica Blumpkin

Blessica Blumpkin is everywhere. She is in everyone,everywhere, all at once.

I think Blessica Blumpkined me last night

Blessica Blumpkin by Poopyheadkirk April 15, 2026

blessina 

The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).

*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)

blessina by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018

Blessical 

some girl who uses the @ud cammand too much

BLESSICAL READ A DICTIONARY

Blessical by crippyrgss August 27, 2009

bressica 

bressica is a ship between bruno and jessica. everyone from sfx grade 7 ships them. they are so cute together. bruno likes her but is too chicken to ask her out. i’m pretty sure jessica likes him as well. they r both very similar, they r smart, helpful, caring.

omg look at bressica sitting next to eachother

bressica by coahforlife March 2, 2019

Bessica 

The most supportive and loving girl that walks this earth. She has beautiful eyes that sparkle even at night. Her smile can light up a whole room filled with darkness. And her laugh is contagious and cute. Girls can't help but to stare. If she falls in love, she won't stop thinking about you. She is intelligent, athletic, into art, and great at listening. If you ever find yourself a Jessica, don't let go.

Daniel: Wanna fight BESSICA?!
Jessica: OH SO YOU WANNA FIGHT THE LESBIAN COMMUNITY
Daniel: FuCk YeAh

Bessica by yeetusfetusdeletusmypen15 May 8, 2019

blesstical 

a testical that's very blessed that illuminates

*reciving head* person 1* wow this ball is so blessed that you can call it a blesstical i mean its even glowing *person 2* mhm thanks

blesstical by alionzaa December 29, 2024