1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious analysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane
by Fleetlord_Atvar April 3, 2013
What is blarf? The world may never know.
Teacher: “Everyone give one word to describe themselves”
Austin: “Blarf.”
Teacher : “Hmm, blarf? Haha I like it... arf arf blarf.”
Austin: “Blarf.”
Teacher : “Hmm, blarf? Haha I like it... arf arf blarf.”
by BenBackWood April 19, 2018
It is the cross meaning of a blanket-scarf. Usually worn during the winter in very frigid areas. Originated by the STZ New Yorkers
by Mashadi jews February 1, 2015
when you take a shit and you can't hold in your puke so you turn around and barf all on the shit you just took.
Jim M got to drunk and shit then turned around w/ his pants down and barf on his shit in cape may new jersey bitch.
by Johnny spots February 1, 2005
"Oh my god, I haven't felt good all night. Be right back! I think i'm about to blarf!"
"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."
"Hold on, I think I have to blarf..."
by erin[x]core; November 19, 2007
by Sidd Black October 23, 2002
A male/female (commonly females) who are try hards in looking good yet ugly as fuck and flirts with guys/girls that despise their presence. A common way of identifying a blarf is that they wear shirts that hang off one shoulder, indicating that maybe they are a slut, but later on you find out they are indeed a tight ass prudey trudy. They usually try and act like others and seek loads of attention. They do not follow bros b4 hoes or chicks b4 dicks. Simply, a blarf is someone who thinks they are hot, yet is not in a way, shape, or form attractive.
hannah is the biggest blarf on the planet
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
did you see that disgusting skank over there? she deserves the rank of a blarf
that boy that just passed is so ugly, i hear he is such a tool. what a blarf.
by killtheblarfs.com April 6, 2011