Blair Witch Project

A pseudo-documentary horror movie that inspires different reactions based on your intelligence:

If IQ < 70 Then

reaction$ = "I thought it was real!"

Else If IQ < 80 Then

reaction$ = "They didn't fool me! I knew it was fake!"

Else IF IQ < 90 Then

reaction$ = "A brilliant film! It plays on your visceral fears."

Else

reaction$ = "Dumb!"

End If

"I have The Blair Witch Project on DVD."

"Wwwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy????"

by AbnormalBoy May 12, 2004

blair witch project

A very over-rated non scary film. Possibly the worst movie ever made. Somehow managed to scare people with no dead bodies or blood.

If you were scared by The Blair With Project, you're fucked up.

If you believed The Blair Withc Project was real, you're even more fucked up.

by Corb March 14, 2005

the blair witch project

The movie that will scare the living crap out of you.

And, It has a continuous use of the F-bomb.

dude 1: "Hey, i watched the Blair Witch Project and i crapped my pants!"

dude 2: "OMG, you too??"

Both: "sweet!" *hi five*

by marilik October 17, 2007

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

An extremely scary movie of epic proportians... 'Till you find out it's not real.

I went to the theature and saw Blair Witch project and thought it was the best movie ever... Then when I bought it I relized it was fake and now it's a so-so movie

by Spikesy July 21, 2006

Blair Witch Syndrome

Human nausea induced by video recording technique in which a single or multiple hand-held cameras are used (NOT in 'steady-shot' mode) to create "realistic" feel. "The Blair Witch Project" is the best/original (most nauseas) example since the camera is being run around most of the movie. The popularity of "24" pretty much solidified the technique as legitimate and I've been getting sick ever since. I can only watch blockbusters now because EVERY non-blockbuster is too blair witch for me.

I can only watch blockbusters now because EVERY non-blockbuster gives me Blair Witch Syndrome.

by hops10000 August 1, 2014

BLAIR WITCH PROJECT

Shit of a movie about some teens who have to find the Blair Witch for some kind of school project or some shit. The scariest part of the movie is when they swear for ten minutes without stopping.

Fuck fuck fuck......












(Am I scaring you yet?)






















Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck........




Scary right? NOT

by someone who does not want my identity known in the September 1, 2003

Blair Witch Project

a great non scarry movie to whatch when your going camping stoned. movie is about 3 highschoolers doing a documentary on a so called "blair whitch"that they read in a book or something like that they film get scared heres noises cant find there car,there friend get so called kidnaped and then they find a building and its the building that the children got slaughtered in whoopdoo dont whatch the second one its rediculous

"Steve great weed...steve...steeeeeeve"

"holy shit Junio what was that noise? Sound like a little kid crying."

"Umm...Steve your lil sister fell in the water.."

by sio July 9, 2005