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Black Fuck 

(Noun) A real nigga who is always down to get drunk af, do some coke and go blast on a nigga

(Noun) A term of endearment that comes off as a derogatory term, often confused with 'fucking black'

(Verb) Two baboons fucking
"Shitttt man, you see how Dante handled that mothafucka? Popped that bitchass right in the face! Dante is a real black fuck!"

"I was telling my pastor, 'yo that nigga Ted is a real black fuck! I love Ted!' My pastor was like, 'What the fuckkkkkk? This nigga cray!'"

"Shit bitch, I was walking through the park the other day, about to hit the crack piece, and I see this black fuck going on! And these niggas were going at it!"
Black Fuck by blorpy October 20, 2016

black fuck incest would cum in my ass 

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"

black as fuck 

Super black. Blacker than the blackest of blacks. So black that they've gone through life black and come out white. Black enough to play League of legends.
"Yo, did you say that guy?"
"What guy?"
"The black guy."
"Oh, yeah. He's black as fuck."
black as fuck by dat spelling doe November 21, 2013

fuck the black keys 

a sure way to piss spencer underwood off
“wow fuck the black keys” “aHHHHH”
fuck the black keys by mar432001 November 4, 2019

fuck busta black 

moderator here fuck off with your buster black bullshit post
fuck busta black and the idiot that keeps posting about him
fuck busta black by jdflklmwegv November 18, 2019

Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day 

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!
"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"

Fuck A Black Nigger In The Arse Day! 

This day is on the 2nd of March since the 2nd of March is Black People's day so we must give them support and appreciation by fucking them on their special day!
"Yo what you doing today?"
"Fucking a black nigger in the arse, why?"
"Ah yes, same because you know what day it is...FUCK A BLACK NIGGER IN THE ARSE DAY!"
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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