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A single point of infinite density and mass. Blackholes mass is so great that nothing can escape it's gravitational pull, not even light.
Blackholes are supposedly a reality but there is no way (currently) to prove that they are what they are. Blackholes are created by a star or planet of great mass exploding and then collapsing in on itself creating a gravitational pull that just pulls everything in more eventually ending in a blackhole. Blackholes are often identified by circles of light that orbit them because of the gravity. Blackholes also give off X-Ray and infared signals making them easier to discover.
Blackholes are often theorized as tears in the time-space continuum meaning they can be portals to other points in space or time. Many sci-fi books and movies theorize blackhole possibilities, such as L. Ron Hubbard's "Mission Earth" novels using blackholes as an energy source.
Bob: If a blackhole existed on Earth for more than 3 seconds, Earth would be gone.
Joe: But I hear scientists are attempting to create bla-- *Earth is sucked into blackhole in 3 seconds*
by ZZM v2.6 April 26, 2006
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The vagina of a emo. It gives no pleasure and is a void of nothingness.
Guy 1-"Damn, that girl was hot!"
Guy 2-"Yeah but dont walk to close, shes got a black hole."
by Snac Pac June 17, 2007
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The Black Hole is when you get roasted so hard, to the point of no return. This phenomenon happens often. You may experience symptoms such as depression, anxiety, and embarrassment.
King Charles IV: My fort is impenetrable

Some random Serf: Your mom isn't.

Charles IV: Damn I'm in the Black Hole
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A point in space with infinite mass and infinite density. Not even light can escape it's gravitational pull.
Scientists study black holes in order to determine how intense gravity dilates time relative between those near it and those observing it.
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A region or area on Planet Earth where you absolutely cannot get a cell phone signal but everywhere else within the general area you can.
(while driving) "Wait a second I'm going through a black hole. I might have to call you back."
by Boudin169 March 10, 2009
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Apparently in the black community, this is a racist term because it has the word "black" in it without any words of praise surrounding it. Because of its political incorrectness, please note that it has now been renamed an African American Quantum Singularity.
John Wiley Price, the Mayor of Dallas and a black judge recently were offended and demanded an apology (no, I'm not making this up) for a white councilman referring to the traffic office as a "black hole" where paperwork is sent and never seen again. "How would you like it if I called it a 'white hole'?" Mr. Wiley-Price immediately retorted. Next on the list: Blackjack, Blackberry and Blackbird.
by FigurinOutLife August 09, 2008
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a vagina that has been stretched so huge by various insertions into it (such as double fisting, fruit, vegetables, DP, etc.), that you can get sucked into it and never come back.
Don't make me throw you into Aimee's black hole.
by lawlz314 August 28, 2009
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