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BitchX - Is a colorful but clunky Text based IRC client mostly popular today with people who have the mistaken impression using it is gonna make them like teh most uber l337 h4x0r when all their friends see the witty random 'I use BitchX blah blah...' quit messages.
While this may have been true last century when it really did offer loads of new, exciting, and useful features its complex windowing scheme and default behaviors are enough to turn someone off text based ircing for life. This complexity and the need to memorize a shit ton of commands helps add to its leet mystic. But tbh, if you are new to text based IRCing, you should probably use irssi instead which is unequivocally da best shits eva!
It should be noted there are a number of truly respectable old schoolers who have been using BitchX since the dawn of time and are not to be grouped with the current crop of wannabes.
ohh and btw, in reality no one gives a fuck what irc client ur using.
<irn00b> how the hell do i create sepereate windows for each channel?!
<irn00b> fuck this, im going back to mIRC.
** Signoff irn00b: 9 out of 10 fluffy kittens use BitchX and so should you...
bitchx by erroris December 30, 2007

no bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas 

The code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand.
1. Etika: There is a set of code that accompanies this YouTube channel in every action it does! NO BITCH NIGGAS! NO SNITCH NIGGAS! NO TWITCH NIGGAS! And NO FAKE SWITCH NIGGAS! Get back to me on that last one, I still don't know what the fuck it means. If you are a member of this YouTube channel, you LIVE by these laws! What happens when we find, not just an individual, or a group, or an entity, WE FIND an ENTIRE COMPANY OF NOTHING BUT B I T C H - M A D E N I G G A S ? ! YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO?!
B A C K H A N D P I M P - S T Y L E N I G G A A C T I O N !
2. PERSON A: No bitch niggas, no snitch niggas, no twitch niggas, no fake switch niggas is the code everybody who's a fan of the Etika World Network lives by. Anybody who breaks these 4 sacred rules is subject to evisceration and/or the Etika Backhand. PERSON B: Cool!

Width-wide bitch 

Derogatory phrase to describe an over-weight person, almost always referring to a female.
Nick's girl was a width-wide bitch, tipping the scales at over two-hundred pounds.
Width-wide bitch by Nikki Stixx December 9, 2018

Cold Brew Bitch 

A female who only drinks cold-brew, because nothing else is strong enough or bitter enough for her, or her caffeine addicted tendencies. If she does not receive her daily dose of cold brew caffeine by 10am The world could end. She will start complaining of a headache and quit having sex with you. This is when the real bitch shows up and her cold becomes more than just the ice used to cool the coffee.
I swear why is that girl always so cold , mean, and moody, too go along with her bad breath? Oh don’t worry champ, she is just a Cold Brew Bitch
Cold Brew Bitch by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 5, 2019

Bitch, I'm Adorable! 

A wicked response to those who accuse you of being cute.
Perfect Cell: Oh. you think you're being cute? Vegeta: Bitch, I'm Adorable!

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! 

This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! — This is an example of the literary reversal theme wherein a well known oft quoted line or trope is inverted to show another facet of meaning to the idea. This example occurs in the movie New Jack City that takes the famous trope “THIS IS NOT PERSONAL; IT’S BUSINESS” and inverts it to make the point that ultimately narcotic drugs did destroy the uneasy symbiotic balance between the strange bed fellows: organized crime and organized policing.

In words of Wesley Snipes as Nino Brown in the same movie: MONEY TALKS AND BULLSHIT RUNS THE MARATHONS.

Can you say Iran Contra Drugs for Arms Scandal, boys and girls? I knew that you could!!!

No matter what anyone tries to pretend: IT’S ALWAYS PERSONAL TO SOMEONE.

ALWAYS.
Ice-T as Scotty Appleton in New Jack City: “This Ain’t Business Bitch, This Personal! I want to shoot you so bad my dick is hard!!”
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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