Bitch Ninja 

The act of doing something bitchy unexpectedly

Sally- Hey, I'm so happy we're going to the mall today, we're gonna have a blast!

Veronica- Oh, I forgot, my dog is sick, I can't hang out with you today

Sally- Oh.... okay, bye *hangs up phone*

Veronica- *calls boyfriend* Hey! wanna hang out today?

*Sally finds out* Wow! what a bitch ninja!

Bitch Ninja by JJPeche November 19, 2011

Bitch Ninja 

A ninja who utalizes a sword in the art of combat.

Some Ninja: "what kind of ninja uses a sword... I'll tell you what kind of ninja a bitch ninja"

Samurai: "Actually I'm a samurai "

Some Ninja: "That's a funny way of saying bitch ninja"

Bitch Ninja by Icewin9 December 18, 2018

ninja bitch 

A ninja bitch is a woman who realizes a friend is attracted to her sexually and intentionally uses that attraction to manipulate him (term originated from the intellectual whores/ladder "theory" of male/female relationships).

She knows he fixed her computer because he's sweet on her. She wants "to be friends". What a ninja bitch!

ninja bitch by Alinama S. May 19, 2006

Ninja bitch-slap 

When a regular bitch-slap just isn't enough, a Ninja bitch-slap incorporates the ancient use of covert agents or mercenarys of feudal Japan specializing in unorthodox arts of war. The functions of the ninja included espionage, sabotage, infiltration, assassination, as well as open combat in certain situations. The underhanded tactics of the ninja were contrasted with the samurai, who were careful not to tarnish their reputable image.

A properly executed Ninja bitch-slap will probably land you a top spot on the bad ass list, right under Chuck Norris.

Scott: I wouldn't mess with Trevor if I were you, man.
I heard he Ninja bitch-slapped one guy so hard he left the country- completely disappeared...

Joey: That guy graduated dumbass,
he works at Taco Bell.

Scott: Oh, did he, Joey?
..Did he?

Ninja bitch-slap by thesameoldshit March 9, 2010

ninja bitch 

Any attractive woman of asian decent

"BAM! Did you just see that tight ninja bitch?"

"yes; yes I most certainly did"

ninja bitch by SeptemberWasp May 31, 2005

ninja bitch 

A female ninja
(Of course!)

*Reading book*
*Ninja Bitch steals money off dresser*
*Person stops reading book and looks at dresser and the money is gone*
Person: DAMN THOSE NINJA BITCHES! THEY DID IT AGAIN!

ninja bitch by Alex Bahder May 15, 2006

Ninja Bitch 

You're now-ex girlfriend who pretended to be nice and sweet but then showed herself to be the most bitchy bitch in the world

Guy 1: How's your girl?
Guy 2: Not mine anymore. She's a ninja bitch

Ninja Bitch by Azden May 18, 2015