Bitch Hips

A man who has an anemically underdeveloped upper body, giving the overall illusion that his hips are wider than his shoulders.

Despite his disciplined workouts, Gil sadly suffered from a harsh case of Bitch Hips.

by Lexi Fulton October 14, 2011

bitch hips

A highly sensitive male who enjoys sailing, hails from a family of hippies, and if you were to cut his legs off, his torso would look like a penis.

David: Why don't you hang out with Colin anymore?
Jessica: Cuz he can't take a joke and he has bitch hips.

by hippieclamp69 May 26, 2008

Bitch hips

Used to describe a male that for some reason has curvacious womanly hips

Jim: So whadya think of the new guy?
Luke: Kind of a homo.
Jim: I think his figure on a woman would be astheticly pleasing.
Luke: Yeah, dudes got some serious bitch hips.
Jim: Lets see how he carries this laundry basket.

by Jimmy bojangles January 13, 2007

bitch-hips

A man born with hips wider than the span of his shoulders. This body type is typically found in motherly women however sometimes God will deal a cruel blow and bless this body proportion upon men.

Joel looks creepy, I think it's his bitch-hips.

by aj July 12, 2006

Hipster bitch

1: The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2: A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now. "

by EFrye March 13, 2005

Hipster bitch

1:The act of a hipster bitching about yet another ear-numbing topic, usually about how everyone else in the world is fake, ugly, and probably sleeps with donkeys.

2:A one-way ticket to Whiney Friendless Bitch Town. Population: you.

"MAAHH! I SO GOT THE FRANS FERDINAND CD BEFORE YOU DID!"
"EW! WHY ARE THEY ON MAINSTREAM RADIO! I TOTALLY CAN'T LISTEN TO THEM ANYMORE!"

"Please die. Now."

by EFrye May 13, 2005

bitchtipsy

The state of a male who has become inebriated with alcoholic beverages generally associated with consumption by females.

I told Bobby not to drink all those cosmopolitans.

Yeah, now he's all bitchtipsy.

by OnTheSexAndTheCityTour October 21, 2010