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Bitch Glitch 

When a woman is having her time if the month attitude.
Dave: Man why is Becky treating me like this.

Frank: Don't mind that thot, she just on her bitch glitch.

Or : When she won't let you get your fix. she just be on her bitch glitch. All bloody and shit. You know nature's gift. Won't let you fuck cuz the time of month
Bitch Glitch by Dr giggles licker August 31, 2020

Dumb Bitch Glitch 

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.
“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.
"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."
A Glitch Bitch by LocoInLA May 6, 2014

glitch bitch 

this bitch antisepticeye who wants to ruin peoples lives and kill us all
glitch bitch is back at it again

the glitch bitch will kill us all
glitch bitch by hlhlflsjsbdb August 3, 2017

glitch bitch 

1. Someone who takes advantage of a glitch in a game's software to defeat an opponent.

2. One who executes the same move repeatedly in a video game in order to defeat an opponent or gain points etc.

3. Someone who repeatedly exploits a weakness in a system to their own usually massive advantage.
Riley is a great gamer, but he got stomped by that little glitch bitch he was playing.

The software is weak and open to exploit by any simple glitch bitch who comes along.

Mutual fund glitch bitches were purchasing stale funds after hours in order to make massive profits at the expense of ordinary investors.
glitch bitch by rxdx October 23, 2006

glitch bitch 

this bitch antisepticeye who thinks its a good idea to ruin peoples lives
glitch bitch back at it again

glitch bitch is here to kill us all
glitch bitch by hjgjgjfjjf August 3, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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