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Bishop Fenwick High School

Bishop Fenwick is a private, "catholic" school in Massachusetts. Known for its elitism, lack of real authority and its run down appearance, Fenwick will never cease to surprise you with how low it can lower the bar each year unlike its consistently rising tuition.

Sex, drugs, racism, sexism, and homophobia are common problems at the school. After 4 years you become desensitized to it. You become more shocked that a classroom smells like sugar cookies than a kid agreeing with eugenics after a while. Fenwick is also known for both having too much and no school spirit at the same time. You can find students cheering that they're undefeated while loosing to their shitty rival school, Saint Mary's. Don't expect that same energy at spirit week though.

For how expensive the tuition is, you'd expect it to be a decent school but you'd be wrong. The art wing is so old that it made people sick. The auditorium is in the same state as it was in 1960. They could fix it, but they would have to redo everything to make it handicap accessible which they don't really care about. Most of the funding went into the glass box, Crusader Square, just to look pretty. The 7 mil could've fixed the boiler that keeps exploding, flooding problems, the asbestos in the school, or replacing desks that have been used since the 80s.
The student body is divided into several cliques and if you somehow get tribal voted out, your social life is pretty much demoted to complete social isolation until you graduate.
person 1: hey where do you go to school?
person 2: Bishop Fenwick High School.
person 1: God, I'm so sorry.
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Bishop Fenwick high school

a private catholic school in peabody ma, mostly populated by rich kids of peabody and other surrounding towns . lots of high grads who don't wanna go to pvmhs, melrose, Wakefield, Saugus, beverly, danvers, Salem, oxford, Topsfield when am kids go there to escape the high schools or because their parents want them to be good catholic kids, or their moms went.girls sports are pretty strong while the football boys brag about the team at every chance they get (even though its not good) undergoing renovations every day too which angers students and teachers. if your mom went there, chances are they're going to make you go to school there. student body is pretty good with the exception of a few juul fiends and burned out seniors. some teachers have been there for so long that they have taught student's mothers.like ones in their 50s. I'm not kidding its pretty common. most seniors go on to become pretty wild, while still maintaining a 3.9 gpa and going to Notre dame. not one kid is not involved in extracurriculars or have never been to a football game. school spirit is pretty intense there. overall good education if you are an advocate for urself and don't get high every day at the north shore mall. mostly girls who's brothers go to st johns prep and some boys. girls volleyball soccer field hockey are pretty elite, while boys' hockey and lax is good and football is overrated
where do you go to school?
I go to bishop fenwick high school.
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Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
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Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
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Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
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prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026