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Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.
Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.
Biscuit Arse by SuzyLL June 22, 2011
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arse biscuit 

Something drunk old irish priests say
Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"
arse biscuit by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

arse biscuit 

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!
Your a fuckin arse bisuit
arse biscuit by Bobina July 18, 2005

Arse Biscuit 

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.
(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"
Arse Biscuit by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

Arse-Biscuit 

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!
Arse-Biscuit by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017

arse biscuit 

a large chocolatey coloured poo that looks remarkable like a yummy biscuit
You should have seen the arse biscuit I just fed the toilet!
arse biscuit by J Nesbitt December 3, 2003

Arse-Biscuit 

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!
Arse-Biscuit by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017
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