Bird it 

1)This means flirting with some1 or attempting to get some1s bird.

2)Birdinit: a female who is very attractive, aka a honey

Wait a second durag, im gona go bird it!

Fuck me, look at that birdinit over there!

Bird it by The MINI May 13, 2005

Bird it 

1. A type of handshake in which one person lifts one knee at a time while waving their arms.
2. A sexual act.

1. Up high
down low
can you bird it?

2. This one chick birded my friend for 20 minutes straight!

Bird it by Hexedecimal May 31, 2005

pappa-bird-it

(v.) when you jerk off into a girls mouth while she lays on her back

"Oh, you're ovulating and I have to pull out? Ok, i'l just pappa-bird-it till I'm finished.

pappa-bird-it by know-one November 25, 2010

put a bird on it 

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

put a bird on it by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

Bird-doggin' it 

The act of crossing the street, by foot, illegally (when that red hand says otherwise, or you simply aren't even at an intersection though one is only a few feet away). This forces you to to sprint at high speeds, forgetting about the friends you left on the other side, simply because you are fearing for your life. Generally causes regret mid-way, but turning back is not an option. Often times the phrase, "Let's bird-dog it!" Is yelled pre-crossing, or ,"I'm bird-doggin' it!" is yelled mid-run.
May also be called "j-walking".

"Dude, this light is taking forever, we're never gonna cross the street."
"There's a slight opening in traffic! Let's just start bird-doggin' it!"

Bird-doggin' it by E56airbear November 10, 2011

put a bird on it 

Used to express your displeasure with a person or situation. Derived from "flipping the bird" and the IFC show Portlandia's put a bird on it skit.

That memo?!? You can put a bird on it.

put a bird on it by Tuckerblue August 2, 2011

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco 

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco by cat hotdog June 15, 2021