Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.

Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37

Bindle Stiffed by rekrap April 4, 2011

bindle stiff 

a hobo who carries a bundle or bedroll

Quick! If you open your car door you can knock that bindle stiff flat on his ass.

bindle stiff by Blake November 12, 2002

binder stomp 

The act of purposely destroying someone's binder by jumping on it and destroying the rings. It's often done to piss soemone off or to get back at them for what they did to you.

Joe: I got binder stomped again!
Steve: That's the third time this week!

binder stomp by Buzzerbeater27 December 2, 2010

bindle stick 

Originates from ancient greek word meaning "Stick of the Most Awesomeness Power."

Bindle sticks are often made of cow tongues and bat droppings.

Wow, what a bindle stick!

bindle stick by El Me May 21, 2004

Binder Strap Kid 

a kid who doesnt understand how to act in society. Also, uses a binder strap in High school because he/she is incapable of carrying his/her binder.

"yo, some Binder Strap Kid in my math class stood up and did a fortnite dance and nobody laughed "

Binder Strap Kid by Twinkster98 December 20, 2018

Bindelsniff 

this person has no control over what comes out of his or her mouth at any given time.

"Did you see tom yesterday?"
"Nah I was at home."
"Good for you because he was as white as vanilla ice cream"
"Boi that's rude, your such a bindelsniff"

Bindelsniff by Red Barron 8810 June 19, 2017

Sloppy Bindle 

When one defacates into a dress sock and proceeds to whip said sock across the face of a homeless man

Hey man, I just had some wild Thai food and gotta pinch a dirty loaf. Give me your sock. I’m gonna go sloppy bindle that homeless guys face at the Liquor Lotto

Sloppy Bindle by Baby Farts McGee Zax September 2, 2018