big sur 

Someone who is obsessed with Macbooks, iMacs, iPads, iPhones, iPods, or any other Apple product.

Person 1: Hey bro! Macbooks are the best!! They are just so nice and fast.
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, you big sur.

big sur by sd8322 June 4, 2021

big sur-ification 

big sur-ificatiob or "bigsurification" is a process of simplyfying and/or rounding the cornes of any logo.

seems to be coined by Jim Nielsen in his blog

Person 1: Dude! The new Firefox logo sucks ass! Why did they make it?
Person 2: It's the consequences of big sur-ification!

big sur-ification by nickvk. May 19, 2024

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur 

A legendary act that went down in history in the summer of 2013 at a house in Big Sur. A single 6'-9" ginger applied 1/2 cup of Gold Bond to his genitalia & face area in one fell swoop. The tingling brought him to both knees & has been ingrained in the history of the California Central Coast for all eternity.

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur - the legendary feat completed by one insanely tall ginger in the summer of 2013

Example: Wow nice form on that gold bond application! It may have been a solid application but have you brews heard of the "Bond Heard Round Big Sur"? Take a seat.

The Bond Heard Round Big Sur by Campbellonious November 30, 2018

baby what a big surprise 

When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!

Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!

baby what a big surprise by JDawg 316 August 10, 2016

Big Surrin’ It 

A reference to going out where the forest meets the ocean in Central California to smoke organically cultivated reefer, do psilocybin, go entirely naked and reach nirvana in one way or another.

There are many other things to do besides going to concerts and movies, such as weekends where we might just be Big Surrin’ It.

Big Surrin’ It by Dr Bunnygirl September 1, 2019

The Big Surprise 

Its when your fucking a girl and you look down... AND ITS YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

Guy 1: *fap fap fap fap* "Ah damn girl hell yeah... AH FUCK ITS MY GRANDMA!!!!"

Guy 2: Damn thats quite the big surprise!

The Big Surprise by Mrdriller6969 October 21, 2010

Big Surrish 

An adjective describing something or someone having the quality of Big Sur.

That cliffside and the rocks down below is very Big Surrish!

Big Surrish by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2021