bidoof

a person with an aloof face and a bad sense of humor. thus, in shorter terms, a bidoof.

by Tomahawk Jones May 20, 2007

Bidoof’s Law

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

by plasticmild September 18, 2019

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King Bidoof

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.

Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.

by The Real Bidoof March 16, 2013

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bidoof day

July 1st. A day for celebrating Bidoof and all he does for us. On this day we forget about our woes and give it to our savior Bidoof.

I was thinking of praying to my false idols, as it is a Sunday, but then I remembered it is Bidoof Day.

by Dabrunkeus July 1, 2021

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Bidoof's Law

A joyless idiot, usually in their teens, on the Internet who likes to assert their stupid, controversial opinions in a toughguy style. When you check their profile you see that they are a shameless hentai addict.

The Bidoof's Law is quickly triggering every single dudebro on Twitter.

His blog is riddled with hentai of girls with dicks and trans slurs. I guess Bidoof's Law strikes again!

by b-ba September 22, 2019

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