Benton's Law 

As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.

Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.

Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.

Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.

Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.

Benton's Law by piperdown71 November 2, 2009

Benton Middle School 

the worst middle school in prince william county because the teachers suck ass and the administration can’t suspend kids for more then a week regardless of what they do because their too scared of parents coming at their necks, worst 3 years of my life, the teachers worry about your phone more then teaching your class, they care about how good their sports teams are then their actual education, if you get that one math teacher in 7th grade that
makes you do 5 questions of homework everyday (if you went to benton you know who i’m talking about) say good bye to having a good year because they ruin it, the school is mostly full of white kids pretending their black and 6th graders who think they know everything, GL if you go to benton

Teacher: Give me your phone or i’m calling an administrator!

Student: we are doing absolutely nothing
Teacher: I’m calling an administrator

Student: I hate benton middle school

Administration: You smoked weed in the bathroom for the 3rd time this year? 1 week out of school suspension.
Student: Bet.

Benton Middle School by hmmmmmnice September 21, 2019

Benton High School 

Only the best high school in the Saint Joseph, Missouri area. Stationed in the southend, it opened it's doors in 1905, and has stayed busy ever since. Home of the Cardinals.

John: What school do you go to?

Rob: Only the best one ever!
John: Oh! Benton High School!

Benton High School by Kulu4 July 24, 2011

spicy bentov 

when a small Jewish child thinks he’s right and absolutely doesn’t allow the chance of anyone else being remotely somewhat correct.

Jon ben-you is a spicy bentov

spicy bentov by spicy ginger 1996 July 14, 2020