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The state of being when you are intoxicated from using both alcohol and marijuana.
Yea I don't remember anything from last night, I was bent as hell.
by B-ryan July 16, 2003
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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1. To be dishonest or corrupt, often used in reference to a police officer.
2. To be at a stage of severe intoxication due to the use of narcotics and/or alcohol.
3. To be homosexual or effeminate in appearance or nature.
1. "Supt. Sam Tucker was a bent cop."
2. "Oh man, I was totally bent last night."
3. "You are so friggin' bent!"
by crackotfige September 05, 2005
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(adj.) to be pissed off, angered
Cynthia got all bent when she thought Justin going to jail was an elaborate hoax.
by Sinister Rouge June 20, 2004
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The next level after being tilted. Adjacent to seize but in a different hierarchical parallel order.
Man, this school has me so BENT. I mean we only get 50 min for this 2 hour test! WTH?!
by Where Dreams Go to Die February 16, 2017
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similar to swag, but could mean aloha
dude that was so bent
by freakyeah April 29, 2019
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