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Belligerent Bastard 

1. When whatever you're on or under the influence of is enhanced by your environment in a way that makes you become overtly agressive and loud, and thus a belligerent bastard.

2. When the quietest guy in the room decides to start yelling. There must be a reason. When the humblest person you know starts telling you about yourself. You must be tweaking. Pardon his belligerence, but check yourself.

3. (As deemed by www.belligerentbusiness.com) - The non-conformist, free spirited, anti-ignorance individual that loves life enough to speak, and act, out loud and belligerently on behalf of their people, and for the Better of Humanity.
1. Did you see that belligerent bastard hop on the bar and do the moonwalk last night? Then he opened a bottle of beer with his teeth and started pouring it all over himself.

2. Man, all of a sudden Jim just started screaming at Bob and telling him how tired he was of always having to listen to him talk about how much he hates his wife. Jim had to bring out his belligerent bastard on that ass.

3. The belligerent bastards gathered to make progress in their goal of enacting change in a belligerent way.
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slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026