beaver damn

It's the equivalent of a cock block for women. It's when someone prevents them from getting laid.

Gosh I was trying to get laid by John but Harry was such a beaver damner.

by Swtkarma October 17, 2013

Dirty Beaver Damn

Nut in a bitch, take a shit in her pussy, then pack it in when your dick, eat out.

Gave some bitch the Dirty Beaver Damn.

by MarleyManSamJamClan January 10, 2009

You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

1) A druggie/friend that wants some money.

2) Anyone asking you for shit you don't have OR don't want to give them.

Druggie - Hey brah you got some cash money I can borrow juss fo a min?
You - Man You actin' like a damn Beava (Beaver)!!

by JBOW! March 22, 2010

Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

by teffie-phd April 29, 2010

beaver damned

It's the female equivalent of "cock blocking" or getting in the way of a possible romantic connection for a female.

He totally beaver damned me when I was talking to that really hot guy at the bar, I didn't get his number or anything after that!

by carebear13 April 6, 2010

beaver damning

Verb; The days when your morning poops haven't been released yet and the logs build up throughout the day.

Joe drank his coffee in hopes to prevent beaver damning.

I wad beaver damning so hard the toilet had logs.

by Eksnep April 15, 2017

Beaverdamming

The female expression to say "cockblocking".

Elisa beaverdammed Charlotte the other day, she did not get laid because of the beaverdamming that went on.

by Esben Smith November 12, 2011