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Beaver Buzz 

Canadian term used to describe having excess energy
I was having a beaver buzz when I woke up this morning
Beaver Buzz by SmokingSchmidt October 24, 2022

Buzz the beaver

Another name for female masturbation; I’m not sure yet, but I think I just came up with it 😅😅

You know, using the old rose toy :3 or a Magic Wand of sorts 🤭
Sarah: Do you have any plans tonight?
Lucy: Nothin’ more than just to buzz the beaver.
Sarah: Same.

I don’t know what more you could want😭😭 the joke is she doesn’t have any plans for the night so she’s masturbating😭
Buzz the beaver by 69;420 May 5, 2026

Buzz the beaver

Another name for female masturbation; I’m not sure yet, but I think I just came up with it 😅😅

You know, using the old rose toy :3 or a Magic Wand of sorts 🤭
Sarah: Do you have any plans tonight?
Lucy: Nothin’ more than just to buzz the beaver.
Sarah: Same.

I don’t know what more you could want😭😭 the joke is she doesn’t have any plans for the night so she’s masturbating😭
Buzz the beaver by 69;420 May 5, 2026

beaver buzzard 

the douche bag at a party who carries alcohol but never drinks a drop and just gives it to girls, to get them drunk, then he move in on the kill.
"would be alright if he drank the alcohol as well"
the beaver buzzard scanned for his newest victim
beaver buzzard by BBALZ January 12, 2005

Beaverfuzz 

A small fur bearing rodent that can swallow tube snake whole.
A lightly tufted python goblin.
The slightly retarded youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.
A short, ugly, not so clever member of the Castor family.
A close relation to the beevalot.
I really need to get me some Beaverfuzz or I'm going to explode.
Beaverfuzz by Rock Hard October 21, 2005

Buzzer-Beater 

After a night out at the club, you've relentlessy hit on girls but had no luck, looks like you struck out for the night..but wait, there's 15 minutes left on the clock(before the club closes) you see one last girl, talk to her, she agrees to go home with you...BUZZZZZER BEATER!!!! fuckin clutch play!

rules:
a) only counts as a "buzzer beater" if its within the last 15 minutes before the club closes
b) mad bonus points if you happen to have a portable airhorn on you and as soon as the chick agrees to go home with you, you bust it out and start blaring it in her face while shouting "buzzer beater!,buzzer beater! buzzer beater!!" (optional...if you're a fucking pussy, if not its mandatory)
Stu: yo calen, you pull last night bra? I saw you chillin with the boys til mad late
Calen: Chyeaa boi, slayed a Buzzer-Beater.., was 1:55 and I pulled a clutch play, not gonna lie though she was a 4 at best
Stu: classic calen, slaying dragons, beating buzzers, #dragonslayer, #buzzerbeater #yolo #goalo
Buzzer-Beater by buzzer_beater June 18, 2013