Beaver Bash

A Beaver Bash is the antonym of a Sausage Fest. It’s a party where the majority of the party goers are female and thus there are a lot of beavers.

Eddy – “Saturday my girlfriend is throwing a party with all her female friends.”
Tom – “Sweet! It’s a beaver bash!”

by T.A! May 24, 2006

beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!

At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.

by Matt July 21, 2008

Beaver Bash

The act of punching someone unexpectedly in the vagina in a fit of rage. A term commonly used within female penitentiary.

vagina bash bashing vagina pussy

"Bitch, give me your canteen or I'll beaver bash your sorry ass!"

by SillyBitch23 December 25, 2011

beaver basher

the male genitalia. a cock

I hit your mother in the face with my BEAVER BASHER!

Your sister tried to eat my beaver basher

by harry ball February 11, 2008

beaver bashing

The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.

That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!

by zarrra February 7, 2015

beaner bashing

when you beat up beaners with a bat or some other heavy object

chad: hey i see some illeagal beaners , i hate them
rich: hey well lets go beaner bashing
chad , sounds fun
beaner: oh shit , i better run

by beaner master98 July 26, 2010

Beaverlashed

Also known as "whipped" by your significant other, but a Canadian version. To be ruled or owned by your spouse.

Guy #1: oh man we should totally go grab some slurpees and throw them at those Bums.
Guy #2: ya sounds like a super fun time....I should probably go home my girlfriend might get worried.
Guy #1: Wow man, you are so Beaverlashed.

by Justin Seamonster January 15, 2008