Absolute traitors to Modern Rock Culture.
Only next in line to Linkin' Park
Rocker: So, your telling me your a Rocker...?
Poser: I mean--uh, yeah! See, I download a Linkin' Park song!
Rocker: That's really queer.
Poser: Um, well...I like the Beastie Boys!
Rocker: Now that is just REALLY queer
by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005
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1. A rookie in a High-school band who has a terrible attitude, and who is on everyone's shit-list after the first day of Marching Camp.

2. A small child, little kid, whom you cannot stand
1. "Let's beat the shit out of that Wee-Beasty."

2. "That little fucker is a Wee-Beasty!"

by The Mexican's Friend December 6, 2006
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a rap group with meiocre lyrics but very nice and catchy beats. they dont stay to the sterotypical hip hop of cash,ice,hoes, and cars but their lyrics arent great
the beastie boys are aight
by suckmebitch July 22, 2004
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A caucasian male, who is of the Jewish religion, that thinks that he is of african descent, thinks he associates with blacks, or thinks he is from the "hood".
1. Members of the "beastie boys" band
2. Jew-boys at STG
by G in a prep school May 12, 2006
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a white rap trio that helped popularize hip hop about 20 years ago. About all they got is juvenile, smug, frat-boy humor and immature attitude. Take all that away and you ain't got nothing. Even their first hit, the heavy metal "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party" is stupid and pretty one-dimensional.
The Beastie Boys are three immature boneheads that were panned by the critics in 1987, but now the critics suck the Beasties' dicks like the Beasties tell them to in one of their songs.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 8, 2007
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When you live with a proper fenian for so long and constantly sexually abuse hamsters you require a beverage.
Something which takes the edge off reality...4 shots of vodka mixed with liquid energy allows the toleration of taigy cunts and frees the mind to explore more sexually beyond the boundries of species
that green bastard has pushed me on the big beastie

ive just had 3 big beastie, have you seen chuck?
by really the original dave January 15, 2009
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the biggest pile of shit to ever exist on this planet
Guy 1: "The Beastie Boys are awesome"
Guy 2: "You like cocks?"

"Ch-Ch-Check it out"
"Go blow a herd of goats"
by Diabolic[al] August 20, 2007
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