Bearded Dragon

Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"
by monkeymanxxx July 07, 2010
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1. The most amazing pet in the world!

2. very independent yet more loyal than a fish :)

3. is very territorial and will kill/eat other bearded dragons if given the chance(mine did)

4.(personal)my pet bearded dragon recently passed away after an estimated 15 years... RIP Izzy!
1. I recommend everyone to get a Bearded Dragon as a pet.

2. guy- Dude this bearded dragon is way cooler than bubbles your dumb fish!
dude-i know huh!

3. dude- my bearded dragon ate his sister!
guy-the definition told u it was territioial dumb ass!

4. RIP Izzy I will never forget you!
by adorkable27 December 22, 2011
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When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.
Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.
by Dragon Slayer 69 July 11, 2008
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When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon
Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"
by bunse July 10, 2009
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After receiving a blowjob you jizz on the girls face and immediately shave your pubical hairs on her face, essentially giving her a beard.
Bro, I just gave your sister a Bearded Dragon last night
by -[SexDragon]- January 29, 2010
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A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.
My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.
by Jeffy! May 12, 2005
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Unshaven Asian Vagina
I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon
by Dain735 August 22, 2003
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